madarakigavrill said: Good sir what are your opinions on Bobbit worms?
Eunice aphroditos is a perfect animal.
They just sit there, faces flush with the ground, waiting for a fish to trigger their antennae so they can launch themselves like a giant spring and snap down with their huge bone-crushing scissor jaws. They can be longer than a person. They are straight out of a video game.
"In fact, since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished out of imperfection. Yet they were accomplished, somehow, all the same."
— Cordelia Naismith, Mirror Dance, chapter 16, Lois McMaster Bujold (via mzminola)
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
I reblog this for copperbadge who does appreciate poor puns.
I ADMIT I LOLED.
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as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
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